一些搞笑的生活常识英语幽默趣味搞笑英语口

2024-05-06 来源：悦维资讯

● Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

● Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

● Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

● The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

● Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

● Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

● Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

● There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

● "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

● "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

● God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

● When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

● A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

● The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？